I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS ARIEL. *SCREAMS*
I’m the same height as Rapunzel ^.^
I’m only taller than Wendy and Alice.
As tall as Milo and Tarzan. Fuck yes.
SAME AS MERIDA FUCKING CRIST I AM HER
I got Meg’s height
I’m closest to Esmeralda!
But none of them are 5’11”.
Fucking tallness.
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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
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Someone broke into my house today!
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES OHMYGOD
omg
NEYO HOY MEENOY
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Congratulations to Minnesota for passing same-sex marriage in the House and Senate this week. Governor Dayton will sign the law later, and make same-sex marriages legal starting August 1st. Marriage equality for everybody!
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Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do
Uhm, duh. Even ghosts were hanging out at Hogwarts.
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Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
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Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]
[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
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everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
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please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle
You think I’m joking don’t you
omfg
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